Cheesus is the true savior. He was skewered on a toothpick and was fried for YOUR sins. Cheese be with you, my fellow Cheesans.
Please note: If you do not believe in Cheesus, you will go to Chell.Do Christians know they are worshiping a false messiah?
Wait, so cheese is supposed to Jesus or Hell? And toothpicks? is that the crucifixion or is it the frying?
I'm confused.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment